Let's Have Some FUN!

Okay so here is the deal! Im on a mental upswing! Things are feeling purdy damn good right now, so I feel like having some fun and giving something away!

This is what we are gonna do, I am making up a box of lovely things, this and that type items! And whoever wins this fun contest thingy gets it! If there is more than one correct answer then I will draw a name from my cauldron. LOL!
Remember back in all my lame ramblings and recall that I went to college to get a degree in science. I was going to study genetics. I also was a few classes away from carrying a degree in science and education as well as english. I planned it that way so that my last year would tie up the loose ends and I'd have multiple degrees.
Well life happens and that didn't...so tell me what did I do as a career finally?
By trade what am I? Very few people know online. If you know then you're excluded! If I know you well enough that you already know, I send you crap anyway, LOL! Also if you know dont blurt it out...give the "unknowings" a chance! Mucho grassy-ass!

Recap: Tell me what I did after all that college for a living and career....come on you can do it!

Running time, from today October 9th until Sunday October 16th.